Humbug?

It is a rainy Christmas Day in Columbia, SC

After closing the store last night, I got in my car and left the Noog at quarter to eight for Cola. Driving deep into the night... thru rain, sleet, wind and Atlanta, I made it to my desination at 12:30 AM. I may not be the USPS, but I WILL make my destination... especially when it means the difference between spending a holiday with my couch and with "family." Now... I sit at the Henderson computer listening to the loving sounds of sister chasing brother with new Turbo action Nurf Revolver. Sister shoots brother with his own gun. What a christmas headline! As for me... I got the BEST gift of all time... a 24 pack of double rolls Cottonelle Toilet paper... the huggable kind. For all those rolling their eyes, thinking that this is my sarcasm at its best... you are incorrect my friends. What could be better that to get a gift that you KNOW you will use! I've gotten knick knacks and sweaters and nativity pendants studded with the best cubic zirconia one can find... but this gift takes the ass out of Christmass... All my love to the adopted family who knows me best!

There is no humbug for this Noogist this year... thanks to BP gift cards and good friends welcoming me home... I'm merry. very.

until my fingers find an internet connection again.... Merry and Happy!